Finally taking that poll down! Here are the results:

The word RANDOM is/is not a synonym for "arbitrary"	33.3%	3
Whether or not a LITTLE DOG like Choppy should get a WHOLE HOTDOG with his dinner	22.2%	2
After the picnic is NO TIME to tell your spouse that his/her butt looks big in those shorts	22.2%	2
NY PIZZA IS THE ONLY EDIBLE PIZZA	11.1%	1
"Just because I'm a feminist doesn't mean I have to kill that bug myself!"	11.1%	1
The athiest vs. agnostic argument	0%	0
total votes: 9